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Thanks for Absolutely Nothing, Godaddy.

So, wow. Godaddy recently has no idea why over 6,000 pictures of food disappeared. This would seem...

Reunion at Rustic Table

PAWLEYS ISLAND, SC Rustic Table used to be the Island Deli. This information is something everyone...

Buffet Food Secrets at Lone Star Park’s Horse Race

Horse races make loads of people go bonkers. Being a first-timer meant paying attention to the...

Eating at Eleven Madison Park Without a Reservation

People across the globe will shake in their shoes upon hearing it is possible to eat at New York City's Eleven Madison Park without a reservation. I am on a plane this very second heading to the big, happy apple. This city, filled with humans who never sleep, is about...

Guide to Eating at Uchi on Opening Day Without a Reservation

This love I have for Uchi is not only painful, but mostly pitiful. It's really not necessary to feel this way. Today is the opening. I do not have a reservation, but I do have a solid plan for being able to eat at Uchi without a reservation. I've been thinking of a few...

Poor Writers Will Never Win a Webby Award

It was a surprise seeing Andrew Zimmern tweet about The Webby Awards extending the entry deadline to January 31st. Shock waves traveled through my brain thinking about my very own Webby Award worthy article My Doritos Sleeping Bag: Gone Forever. Nothing was better than...

Please Stop Licking My Grocery Store Change

People need to stop licking my grocery store change. Bag licker problems have now moved on to— money lickers. I’ve overly complained to a point every person in America should be aware of this catastrophic saliva sharing epidemic. Some readers have told me to get...

My Doritos Sleeping Bag: Gone Forever

It's hard to describe the love flowing through my heart for Doritos. I used to have a Doritos sleeping bag when I was a little girl. Owning a Doritos sleeping bag easily beats having a pony. My sleeping bag looked exactly like a real bag of Doritos. Children lying...

First Class

Going on a trip can cause mental anguish if the traveler has difficulty with the almighty first class upgrade. Sometimes it's better for some people to stay in coach where they belong. I just so happen to be one of those people. The first thing that recently annoyed my...

Housewife Life

Today is my first day as a housewife. Even though I've been married almost two months, it just occurred to me last night that I'm supposed to be taking care of things around here. All this time I thought housewives just sat around trying not to be bored. The only...

Forced Valet

Forced valet is a form of robbery. Being forced to hand over keys is against some kind of constitutional right as an American. Not only does forced valet cause pain to the brain, it also places a socially sick feeling into the pit of stomachs everywhere. Do everyone a...

Bag Lickers

The time has come to address an ongoing issue throughout the world in which we live. I can't say for sure that people in Malaysia or Hong Kong are a part of this bag lick assault, but almost every convenience store clerk in the United States IS. For years it seems I've...

Star Chefs

Ah, Star Chefs… infinity pause. The name in itself makes life worth living. Nine letters forming two words of epic glory. An event of this magnitude is easily comparable to that of bringing leaders together to discuss world peace. Needless to say, this human is...

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