Caring About Tennis Makes the World a Better Place

People who do not like tennis need to calm down. Tennis has a massive amount of power, which results in controlling your life. I care about tennis more than eating Doritos inside my Doritos sleeping bag and New York City combined. Even though I only have one tennis outfit, do you think anyone at The Garland Country Club cares? The official name of The Garland Country Club is actually Jack Coleman...

The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up Book Will Control Your Life

After buying The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo, I've been locked in a slow motion tidying trance since January 2nd, 2016. This book is the bomb of all books. Lazy readers can listen to this book of Guinness Book worthiness if actual reading hurts their feelings. Writing about food has been on hold because tidying is controlling my life morning, noon, and night. In the nicest...

Evite Probably Hurts Every Host’s Feelings

How is anyone supposed to feel excited about a party when Evite controls every single bit of party happiness? This week is the first time I've experienced the sadness of Evite. Sure, people have sent an invitation here and there over the years, but never have I been the one waiting for none other than... a reply. Waiting is all a person can do once they hit send on an Evite invitation. Evite...

Ditching Precious Pets at the Vet During Holidays

The saddest part about the holidays is dropping our dogs off at the vet to temporarily live in a cage surrounded by barking strangers, as well as meowing cats of complete and total terror.  My two chihuahuas are used to being tucked in at night with at least two stolen blankets courtesy of American Airlines. Our third dog, Gracie, doesn't like blankets, so. Does anyone think busy vet workers...

Eating at Lucia Without a Reservation

Yes, Eater recently wrote an article about this very same subject. I've already written about eating at New York City's Eleven Madison Park and Uchi without a reservation in June, therefore it is time to write about the reservation headache that is Lucia. Eating at Lucia without a reservation has been a bother since moving to Dallas three years ago because their reservation system hurts my...