La Madeleine = Almost Tuna Melt Joy

In case internet people are wondering why anyone would write about La Madeleine, there’s an above average adequate reason for doing so. Stop in your tracks while refraining from all food snob behavior.Writing about La Madeleine is the right thing to do all because of their crazy great tuna melt sandwich. This is not normal. Just like writing about a massive chain is not normal. When a person...

La Lupita

We first met the chef and owners during a tasting soon after Luca & Leonardo opened. Whatever anyone’s opinion of Luca & Leonardo or La Lupita may be, there’s no denying both restaurants have easy-on-the-eyes decor that is not a bore. And that’s enough about decor. Make no mistake, this guy appears to have poured his heart and soul into every aspect of his restaurants, which makes it even...

Lobster Chunks at Perry’s Steakhouse & Grille

Please speed dial corporate to quickly ask why Perry’s would ever take the lobster chunk appetizer off the menu. When we last visited, our waiter shockingly confirmed this tragic menu moment. On the up and up, he said that even though the lobster chunks have been taken off the menu, the chef will prepare the dish. This is crazy talk. What about all the people who never knew about the lobster...

Tandoory Taco

UPDATE: TANDOORY TACO HAS CHANGED THEIR MENU. THE FISH & SHRIMP ARE NO LONGER FRIED. Tandoory Taco is located in a little shopping center near the The Woodlands. This place is number two on Urbanspoon, so stopping by for lunch felt like the right thing to do. Everything pre-taco was working out— clean, exciting menu, invitingly (semi-too-bright) decor, with a super nice cashier. Carcass people...

Burger Fi

There’s nothing high maintenance about wanting cheese on a burger to actually exist. This is a reasonable expectation to have when ordering a cheeseburger. While having had lots of shady cheese in my life, only one cheese has been as shady as the non-cheese pretending to be cheese on the veggie burger at BurgerFi in The Woodlands. While being minimal, obvious cheese effort was made. The...