Counter Tipping at Luke’s Lobster Hurt My Feelings

Don't be $hellfi$h! Wow. Just wow. Being excited about eating a lobster roll at Luke's Lobster sent us to the UES in New York City at five o'clock. It's not easy to get a cab at this time, especially when it's raining, but we did it all for the lobster roll. Please play the smallest violin for us right now. The building where Luke's Lobster is located is smaller than the small violin you just...

Aw Shucks

The sun doesn’t shine around an Aw Shucks snob, so please be kind. It is frowned upon to frown when your family says, “Let’s go to Aw Shucks!!” Every person in my family loves when it is their turn to pick where we are going to eat. Sometimes my brain sends signals informing me my family thinks it’s hilarious when they pick the restaurant. I’m convinced this subject is more...

The Capital Grille’s Lobster Roll

The Capital Grille is a man’s world kind of place, so the food must be great. Please do not walk into The Capital Grille if you are a single gold digger looking for a man. All of the important manly businessmen having important manly business lunches do not have time for this. Anyone loving a lobster roll has their own almighty opinion about how it should be prepared. Being a complete and total...

20 Feet Seafood

After having 20 Feet Seafood Joint’s lobster roll yesterday, it seems lame to have gone on and on and on and on about the lobster roll at Rex’s Seafood Market, which is only available on Fridays. There’s really no question. The lobster roll giant in town is TJ’s Seafood Market, with 20 Feet Seafood Joint pleasantly placed in 2nd. After having the world’s best lobster roll last year at...

Sea Breeze Fish Market & Grill

After stuffing my face with lobster rolls in Boston for three days, I believe it really comes down to a person's own preference. Some people like a lobster roll in the form of a lobster salad, while others are appalled at the very thought. Hardcore lobster rollers seem to be fond of never frozen real deal lobster meat, minus mayo getting in the way. Sea Breeze Fish Market & Grill's lobster...