Counter Tipping at Luke’s Lobster Hurt My Feelings

Don't be $hellfi$h! Wow. Just wow. Being excited about eating a lobster roll at Luke's Lobster sent us to the UES in New York City at five o'clock. It's not easy to get a cab at this time, especially when it's raining, but we did it all for the lobster roll. Please play the smallest violin for us right now. The building where Luke's Lobster is located is smaller than the small violin you just...