Tag: Lobster Roll

Counter Tipping at Luke’s Lobster Hurt My Feelings

Ashli Michelle June 30, 2015 8 Comments
Don't be $hellfi$h! Wow. Just wow. Being excited about eating a lobster roll at Luke's Lobster sent us to the UES in New York City at five o'clock. It's not easy to get a cab at this time, especially when it's raining, but we did it all for the lobster roll. Please play the smallest violin for us right now. The building where Luke's Lobster is located is smaller than the small violin you just...

Lobster Day at Le Cordon Bleu

Ashli Michelle April 10, 2015 0 Comments
Pretending a lobster was never alive is the right thing to do. Being a pescatarian means the only food left that brings ultimate joy in life is seafood. Yes, it is gross to think of bottom dwellers and all of the other facts that come with this kind of food. I agree, but decided to repress it a long time ago. For some reason, seafood doesn't hurt my feelings-- especially lobster rolls. The class...

Lobster Roll Joy at Blue Fish

Ashli Michelle January 14, 2014 0 Comments
The Blue Fish has lots of competition around town when it comes to sushi this and that. If anyone wants to talk lobster roll smack, then Blue Fish is going to roll tumbleweed your way. The “mega lobster” roll at Blue Fish is like being gifted a monster. There’s no bigger lobster roll around. Stacked high as the sky, this panko encrusted whole rock lobster tail will make your toes tingle....

Neighborhood Services on Lovers Lane

Ashli Michelle August 16, 2013 0 Comments
Buying mousse will never reward consumers the luxury of having Nick Badovinus’ hair. Please do not try this at home. His family must have a long line of seductively wavy blonde hair. His mom and dad were definitely homecoming king and queen at least two times while attending high school. I bet his collar flips without even having that automatic part that makes a collar flip. He’s a...

TJ’s Seafood Market & Grill

Ashli Michelle August 15, 2013 0 Comments
The lobster roll at TJ’s Seafood Market is laughing at almost every other lobster roll in Dallas. No one around here is saying every other lobster roll in Dallas is a disgrace to lobster rolls everywhere. I’m just saying this particular lobster roll is massively magical. Something about the way the bread, lemon-thyme butter, and lobster morph into glory upon impact is obscene in the very...