Faces & Names

Woe. I've been going to Faces & Names every single time I've visited New York City since 1997. Located beside the London Hotel, everything about this place is an explosion of super secret fun. Or maybe I was having more fun than local New York people have because being a tourist forces a certain hyperness to happen. It's a non-club that feels like a mini-club after dark. It's a bar where no...

Counter Tipping at Luke’s Lobster Hurt My Feelings

Don't be $hellfi$h! Wow. Just wow. Being excited about eating a lobster roll at Luke's Lobster sent us to the UES in New York City at five o'clock. It's not easy to get a cab at this time, especially when it's raining, but we did it all for the lobster roll. Please play the smallest violin for us right now. The building where Luke's Lobster is located is smaller than the small violin you just...