Ashli Michelle

Grub Burger Bar Tasting

Ashli Michelle January 18, 2016 0 Comments

Grub Burger Bar is not messing around when they invite a writer to lunch. They probably roll on the floor laughing out loud at the thought of solo or +1 lunch tastings since they said to bring none other than--- five friends. Realizing five friends could come along was really weird because who has five friends? This is the kind of moment that forces a person to reflect on their...

Evite Probably Hurts Every Host’s Feelings

Ashli Michelle January 3, 2016 0 Comments

How is anyone supposed to feel excited about a party when Evite controls every single bit of party happiness? This week is the first time I've experienced the sadness of Evite. Sure, people have sent an invitation here and there over the years, but never have I been the one waiting for none other than... a reply. Waiting is all a person can do once they hit send on an Evite invitation. Evite...

Media Preview at Bite by Eddy T

Ashli Michelle January 3, 2016 0 Comments

Maybe important writers automatically know an invitation to a media tasting is +1. This +1 can make or break coolness when already struggling in the cool category. An invitation might read +1 or not. For some unknown reason, I usually guess by over-analyzing invitations. This time--- not so much. Cutting to the chase means letting the internet know a recent media tasting at Bite by Eddy T was...

Clark Food & Wine Co.

Ashli Michelle December 5, 2015 0 Comments

Clark Food & Wine Co. recently received some kind of important Tastemaker award from Culturemap. This news became breaking after snooping Clark's website four minutes ago. The restaurant's owner is hotshot Randall Warder from the Mansion on Turtle Creek, who also owns C'Viche next door. Having had several consistently consistent experiences that were well above average across the board,...

Inviting the Internet to Attend My Le Cordon Bleu Graduation

Ashli Michelle December 1, 2015 0 Comments

Maybe inviting the entire internet to my Le Cordon Bleu graduation in January is not the right thing to do. There are several problems to consider. Internet people might not enjoy graduations. These same internet people might growl at the thought of not getting a front row seat. What if all seats are taken when the internet people arrive? This would mean standing for hours. How can the internet...