Grub Burger Bar Tasting

Grub Burger Bar is not messing around when they invite a writer to lunch. They probably roll on the floor laughing out loud at the thought of solo or +1 lunch tastings since they said to bring none other than---  five friends. Realizing five friends could come along was really weird because who has five friends? This is the kind of moment that forces a person to reflect on their...

Goodfriend Beer Garden’s Veggie Burger

This is Goodfriend Beer Garden. There's no way they are going to have a veggie burger that sucks. They would laugh at the thought of having a veggie burger on the menu rather than create a non-worthy veggie burger. The owners of this place are too smart for unsuccessful nonsense. I could tell Goodfriend Beer Garden was the real deal after being waited on by the service-bar bartender. He almost...

Faces & Names

Woe. I've been going to Faces & Names every single time I've visited New York City since 1997. Located beside the London Hotel, everything about this place is an explosion of super secret fun. Or maybe I was having more fun than local New York people have because being a tourist forces a certain hyperness to happen. It's a non-club that feels like a mini-club after dark. It's a bar where no...

Dee Lincoln Steak & Burger Bar

This block in Dallas is not parking-friendly. There are parking garages daring the wrong people to park. Then there are the scary signs in front of each parking spot across from Dee Lincoln stating the name of the restaurant a person must be eating at in order to leave their car in that particular space. Parking drama was present for no less than twenty minutes. The manager greeted me at the door...

Hopdoddy Burger Bar Cares About Almost Veggie People

Please sit at the bar because the bar is where everyone should sit while dining at Hopdoddy Burger Bar. Sitting at the bar means getting instant service without having to wait in line. Everyone should like this plan. Hopdoddy can't help that they have a long line that is sometimes forced to end outside. People like the burgers they are slinging so much it hurts. Trust me: The trick...