Snuffer’s Tasting in Preston Center

Snuffer’s invited local food writers to taste a few new menu items, as well as anything else. Even though everyone loves Snuffer’s cheddar fries so much it hurts, all that really matters is the mushroom & swiss veggie burger. Just because this veggie burger was free does not mean I have to say this veggie burger is the bomb. Since I’m a true story-teller, minus being a suck up,...

Tutti Frutti’s Cashier Needs to Calm Down

Tutti Frutti's cashier in Addison needs to calm down. We immediately wondered what was up with this particular Tutti Frutti cashier the first time she scared us. It all started when we noticed vegan chocolate yogurt without seeing non-vegan chocolate yogurt as an option. This kind of yogurt confusion doesn't mean we hate each and every vegan on Earth. It means we are curious as to whether there...

La Madeleine = Almost Tuna Melt Joy

In case internet people are wondering why anyone would write about La Madeleine, there’s an above average adequate reason for doing so. Stop in your tracks while refraining from all food snob behavior.Writing about La Madeleine is the right thing to do all because of their crazy great tuna melt sandwich. This is not normal. Just like writing about a massive chain is not normal. When a person...

Catherine Martin = Funniest Food Writer in Texas

Predicting Catherine Martin will win a James Beard Award for some kind of random food article in the future is easier than behaving on twitter. People on the internet who do not know about Catherine Martin need to calm down. There is unfortunately a huge void existing within your sad existence for not reading her blog— Arbitrary Criticism. After first hearing about this blog, I wondered how she...

Cafe on the Green at The Four Seasons

Even though brunch at The Four Seasons is reserved for rich people, our very first wedding anniversary instantly made us worthy of rubbing elbows with the rich and famous. Without having lots of diamonds or even one single fur, I decided to wear my Claire’s Boutique sterling silver semi-diamond studs to brunch, along with a 2004 London Fog coat covering what seemed like a vintage black 1997...