Snuffer’s Tasting in Preston Center

Snuffer’s invited local food writers to taste a few new menu items, as well as anything else. Even though everyone loves Snuffer’s cheddar fries so much it hurts, all that really matters is the mushroom & swiss veggie burger. Just because this veggie burger was free does not mean I have to say this veggie burger is the bomb. Since I’m a true story-teller, minus being a suck up, there’s no fluff about the veggie burger at Snuffer’s. It is the real deal. There’s nothing wrong with the veggie burger at Snuffer’s. Nothing. Snuffers veggie burger has always been delivered with melted cheese. No one will endure freezing cold, non-melted cheese producing frown wrinkles and sadness all over the place. After interviewing a random worker at Snuffer’s, she quickly said the kitchen would never release a burger to a server containing cold cheese— and I believe her.

While eating the veggie burger, guacamole, chips, salsa, sweet potato fries, and cheddar fries— without bacon, I suddenly realized every PR person is attractive. Being a loner during open table tastings means happily choosing to sit alone rather than with other blog people. This means I have food, an iPhone, and my thoughts. While at Snuffer’s, these thoughts were about how PR people obviously cannot be ugly. I then began calculating the looks of every single PR person encountered over the last three years, which confirmed all PR people are pretty. If an unattractive human had a lifelong dream of being a PR person, this dream would instantly become a pipe dream instead. This is how I feel, so it must be true.

The best part about Snuffer’s is being able to sub a veggie burger for any of the burger choices listed on the menu. This information should excite everyone who has ever been sad about boring veggie burgers.