Crossroads Diner

Crossroads Diner apparently has sticky buns that make the world a better place. Not only did I not know Crossroads Diner supposedly had the best sticky buns in the universe, I didn't even know what a sticky bun was, which is really weird. No one around here is embarrassed to admit not knowing every single food or baked item on the planet.  The curriculum at Le Cordon Bleu obviously did not...

The Line Ladies At The Great Outdoors Need to Calm Down

Even though everyone in Dallas loves this place so much it hurts, the line ladies at The Great Outdoors need to calm down. Why are these ladies acting like the soup Nazi from Seinfeld? We were the only customers in the building. In order to not become stressed out at The Great Outdoors, please know the ordering procedure before stepping in line. Every order has a number. For a tuna salad...

Jimmy John’s Runs a Tight Ship

There's  a touch of OCD going on within the Jimmy John's chain. Being organized is great and all, especially in a restaurant, but the way things work around Jimmy John's is almost soldier-like. Gigantic cans of chunk tuna and mayonnaise form a perfectly straight line against the wall while everything-- everything else-- is hidden.  Napkins, straws, mayo packets-- you name it.  There's...

Eating Dinner at Potbelly on My Birthday

Please, do not be a Potbelly birthday snob. Being invited to a Potbelly sandwich tasting on my birthday meant purposely having dinner at Potbelly on the very same day as my birthday. Things needed in order to have fun on a person's day of birth are quite simple. 1. Music Potbelly had a guitar guy jamming barely eight inches away from the table. 2. Food Since Potbelly is a restaurant and the...

La Madeleine = Almost Tuna Melt Joy

In case internet people are wondering why anyone would write about La Madeleine, there’s an above average adequate reason for doing so. Stop in your tracks while refraining from all food snob behavior.Writing about La Madeleine is the right thing to do all because of their crazy great tuna melt sandwich. This is not normal. Just like writing about a massive chain is not normal. When a person...