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The Line Ladies At The Great Outdoors Need to Calm Down

Ashli Michelle August 4, 2015 0 Comments

Even though everyone in Dallas loves this place so much it hurts, the line ladies at The Great Outdoors need to calm down. Why are these ladies acting like the soup Nazi from Seinfeld? We were the only customers in the building. In order to not become stressed out at The Great Outdoors, please know the ordering procedure before stepping in line. Every order has a number. For a tuna salad...

Forced Red Lobster Lunching: It’s Just Not Right

Ashli Michelle October 11, 2014 0 Comments

While Red Lobster has frightened earthlings since the beginning of existence, I proved this to be a massive myth today when I did not refuse to have lunch at Red Lobster. Was I shaking after finding out other people picked Red Lobster for lunch? Yes. Did my brain feel swift circles of brain confusion? Of course. I could have escaped having lunch at Red Lobster, which can only mean I'm none...