Nick & Sam’s at LOOK Cinemas

Quickly receiving Nick & Sam’s brunch closure is necessary to secure a happy article ending. Here’s the deal: Nick & Sam’s at LOOK Cinemas has no business offering brunch that includes a useless scary table sitting in the corner of a back room. This is not working out for any bruncher attempting to successfully brunch. This table is against every rule Nick & Sam’s should have securely in...

Please Mind Your Manners at Le Cordon Bleu

Ahh, the last day of class. First of all, I’m way past the student library volunteer yelling at me again. Since sign-in sheet anger wasn’t enough, she called security the next time I stopped by the library. That’s right. Why? Oh, because I threw an empty can in the library trash can. Amazingly, this trash can was an imposter trash can, only pretending to actually be a trash can. She...

The Rustic

Getting excited in a restaurant’s restroom is always a plus. The Rustic has a saddle sitting on top of a stool acting as a pretend pony. Everyone likes a pretend restroom pony except Yelp people. Yelp people are probably too angry to like a restroom saddle sitting on a stool inside a stall. Please do not tell anyone, but I had no idea who Pat Green was upon entering The Rustic. Tons of people...

Making a Non-Shady Friend at Le Cordon Bleu

I made a friend during class at culinary school. Please be excited about this miraculously mind boggling event because making a non-shady friend is not included in tuition. It's necessary to mention many students surrounding my surroundings have previously been proven super scary. Do you think my new friend would ever steal mise en place, clarified butter, or recently torn tin foil for freshly...

Oddfellows

Oddfellows has deviled eggs that are kind of fried. Not only is this method of deviled egg preparation exciting, it is tear-jerkingly forever welcome in our lives. Deviled egg tears two nights in a row can only be a gift. Oddfellows is responsible for a lightly fried deviled egg topped with sriracha and chives– a solid masterpiece exiting the kitchen. The deviled eggs at Oddfellows deserve an...