Please speed dial corporate to quickly ask why Perry’s would ever take the lobster chunk appetizer off the menu. When we last visited, our waiter shockingly confirmed this tragic menu moment. On the up and up, he said that even though the lobster chunks have been taken off the menu, the chef will prepare the dish. This is crazy talk.
What about all the people who never knew about the lobster chunks? Who is going to tell them this secret? Even though I’ve eaten the above mentioned lobster chunk app while having dinner with my ex-boyfriend with a double life who cheated on me with a Hooter’s girl wearing a terrycloth dress as her outfit, it doesn’t change anything. While I may have repressed everything else regarding the heinous cheater, there’s no way anyone can repress Perry’s lobster chunk appetizer. It’s impossible.
Prance into Perry’s and kindly demand a side of honey mustard with this off-the-menu item. Even though a butter tower makes the world a better place, I double-dog-dare you to dip these chunks of lobster glory into a ramekin of honey mustard. Even if you aren’t usually a noise maker, prepare to make uncontrollable noises of food joy. The lobster chunks at Perry’s have the power to change your life.
Raise the roof! After a quick call to Perry’s exactly 3 minutes ago, the phone guy said, “We put the lobster appetizer back on the menu.” We must all work together to make sure corporate never removes the lobster chunks at Perry’s again. Please & thanks.
FIVE: High 5!
FOUR: Please & Thank You
TWO: Double Wow
ONE: Wow + Ouch = Wouch
6700 Woodlands Parkway
The Woodlands, TX 77382
Sterling Ridge Village Center