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Eating at Eleven Madison Park Without a Reservation

Ashli Michelle June 17, 2015 0 Comments
People across the globe will shake in their shoes upon hearing it is possible to eat at New York City's Eleven Madison Park without a reservation. I am on a plane this very second heading to the big, happy apple. This city, filled with humans who never sleep, is about to witness the unthinkable. In exactly one day I will walk into Eleven Madison Park promptly at five o'clock and sit at... the...

Guide to Eating at Uchi on Opening Day Without a Reservation

Ashli Michelle June 1, 2015 0 Comments
This love I have for Uchi is not only painful, but mostly pitiful. It's really not necessary to feel this way. Today is the opening. I do not have a reservation, but I do have a solid plan for being able to eat at Uchi without a reservation. I've been thinking of a few different ideas to conquer this booked restaurant of massive total sushi perfection. The first plan is to sit at the bar. If a...

Poor Writers Will Never Win a Webby Award

Ashli Michelle January 30, 2014 0 Comments
It was a surprise seeing Andrew Zimmern tweet about The Webby Awards extending the entry deadline to January 31st. Shock waves traveled through my brain thinking about my very own Webby Award worthy article My Doritos Sleeping Bag: Gone Forever. Nothing was better than this moment yesterday. Thanks to Andrew Zimmern, a Webby Award would be mine in no time. It seemed like the Webby Awards...

Please Stop Licking My Grocery Store Change

Ashli Michelle September 25, 2013 0 Comments
People need to stop licking my grocery store change. Bag licker problems have now moved on to— money lickers. I’ve overly complained to a point every person in America should be aware of this catastrophic saliva sharing epidemic. Some readers have told me to get green by bringing my own bag to the grocery store. This defeats the purpose of helping the rest of the world not have to deal with...

My Doritos Sleeping Bag: Gone Forever

Ashli Michelle December 22, 2012 3 Comments
It's hard to describe the love flowing through my heart for Doritos. I used to have a Doritos sleeping bag when I was a little girl. Owning a Doritos sleeping bag easily beats having a pony. My sleeping bag looked exactly like a real bag of Doritos. Children lying inside this kind of sleeping bag instantly feel like a nacho cheese flavored tortilla chip. Countless nights were spent watching The...