Please Freak Out: Haute Living Magazine is Filled with Stolen Dallas Photographs

Now that the holidays have come and gone, it is time to find out exactly what is going on at Haute Living Magazine. I haven’t been able to do my culinary school homework since the day a Dallas writer messaged saying this shady stack of paper has been using my food pictures as their own for months and months and months and months and months. Who does this? Who is OK with this kind of pretend...

Please Stop Licking My Grocery Store Change

People need to stop licking my grocery store change. Bag licker problems have now moved on to— money lickers. I’ve overly complained to a point every person in America should be aware of this catastrophic saliva sharing epidemic. Some readers have told me to get green by bringing my own bag to the grocery store. This defeats the purpose of helping the rest of the world not have to deal with...