Aw Shucks

The sun doesn’t shine around an Aw Shucks snob, so please be kind. It is frowned upon to frown when your family says, “Let’s go to Aw Shucks!!” Every person in my family loves when it is their turn to pick where we are going to eat. Sometimes my brain sends signals informing me my family thinks it’s hilarious when they pick the restaurant. I’m convinced this subject is more...

Lobster Chunks at Perry’s Steakhouse & Grille

Please speed dial corporate to quickly ask why Perry’s would ever take the lobster chunk appetizer off the menu. When we last visited, our waiter shockingly confirmed this tragic menu moment. On the up and up, he said that even though the lobster chunks have been taken off the menu, the chef will prepare the dish. This is crazy talk. What about all the people who never knew about the lobster...

Mystery of the Purse Stealer at Trinity Groves

It was really weird having my purse and cell phone stolen this past weekend. This means a crazy person knows my address and even has my social security card. It is really not all that smart to carry this particular card inside a wallet. It should be kept in a safe place. The same crazy person is probably reading this right now since evidence of my website is in my sadly stolen purse. I’d like...

Please Freak Out: Haute Living Magazine is Filled with Stolen Dallas Photographs

Now that the holidays have come and gone, it is time to find out exactly what is going on at Haute Living Magazine. I haven’t been able to do my culinary school homework since the day a Dallas writer messaged saying this shady stack of paper has been using my food pictures as their own for months and months and months and months and months. Who does this? Who is OK with this kind of pretend...

Mama Fu’s

Mama Fu’s invited food and mommy bloggers to have lunch at their Frisco location on opening day. Having never been around mommy bloggers before, wondering how mommy bloggers act consumed all parts of my brain. A mommy blogger is a mom, obviously, who likes to write, right? My imagination told me a mommy blogger probably has a grocery store coupon zipper bag, at least one baby, and loves to add...