Mystery of the Purse Stealer at Trinity Groves

It was really weird having my purse and cell phone stolen this past weekend. This means a crazy person knows my address and even has my social security card. It is really not all that smart to carry this particular card inside a wallet. It should be kept in a safe place. The same crazy person is probably reading this right now since evidence of my website is in my sadly stolen purse.
I’d like to tell the person with my wallet, phone, and purse a few things. Maybe you really needed a purse. Maybe while we were in the same room you kept looking at my purse thinking it was exactly the kind of purse you’d been looking for. The holidays are sad sometimes. Maybe you didn’t get anything other than coal because Santa only gives coal to purse stealers, as well as picture stealers.

This does not mean anyone is angry. I actually made three friends at the DMV and two at the police station while filing a report. The pregnant police officer may even invite me to her baby shower. We also came within seconds of being facebook friends.

Steal my identity if you’d like. Seriously. What’s mine is yours.

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