Easy Tiger Bake Shop & Beer Garden’s Pretzel is As Sad As Saying Goodbye

Who parallel parks from the left? Austin citizens are friendly people who are probably talented enough to parallel park on the left. Try parallel parking on the left when you’ve only parallel parked on the right your entire life. Most people avoid the easier right side parallel parking at all costs, never considering a curve ball left side parallel park waiting in the streets of Austin. Feeling...

Poor People Can Eat Lobster Chowder at Vail Chophouse

Vail Chophouse sounds expensive. This restaurant’s title has the power to frighten commoners without even trying. We decided to read the menu inside the glass case out front for the fun of it. This is when a service industry worker delivered two bowls of chowder with lobster on top to a patio table nearby. Invading other people’s privacy with a secret walk-by lobster picture did not matter....

Freddy’s Frozen Yogurt

KANSAS – Everyone loves Freddy’s so much it hurts. We sometimes stop by Freddy’s on the way back to Texas from Colorado. Freddy’s has a veggie burger made with black beans on the menu. Since hardly anyone seems to take veggie people seriously when it comes to carcass touching our food, it has become necessary to pretend to have a massive, almost close to deadly food allergy. This pretend...

La Perla d’Italia Tasting

Food writers around Dallas were invited to “dine around” the many different restaurants located at Village on the Green last night. Our first stop was La Perla d’Italia. People need to know the owner of La Perla has the best Italian accent in the history of Italians living in Dallas with fantastic Italian accents. Please do not tell anyone, but when the owner said Naples, I thought he...

Snuffer’s Tasting in Preston Center

Snuffer’s invited local food writers to taste a few new menu items, as well as anything else. Even though everyone loves Snuffer’s cheddar fries so much it hurts, all that really matters is the mushroom & swiss veggie burger. Just because this veggie burger was free does not mean I have to say this veggie burger is the bomb. Since I’m a true story-teller, minus being a suck up,...