Ashli Michelle

Ordering Coffee Using Regular Words

Ashli Michelle October 1, 2013 0 Comments

It was really weird ordering four shots of espresso in a large cup with ice and 2% milk today. I usually follow word rules in an attempt to recite my order in a cashier pleasing way. Today I really didn’t feel like lingo. One might consider this day the end of the lingo line. I just wanted to speak regular words without any kind of coffee ordering word pressure. Is this really too much to ask?...

The Capital Grille’s Lobster Roll

Ashli Michelle September 26, 2013 0 Comments

The Capital Grille is a man’s world kind of place, so the food must be great. Please do not walk into The Capital Grille if you are a single gold digger looking for a man. All of the important manly businessmen having important manly business lunches do not have time for this. Anyone loving a lobster roll has their own almighty opinion about how it should be prepared. Being a complete and total...

Please Stop Licking My Grocery Store Change

Ashli Michelle September 25, 2013 0 Comments

People need to stop licking my grocery store change. Bag licker problems have now moved on to— money lickers. I’ve overly complained to a point every person in America should be aware of this catastrophic saliva sharing epidemic. Some readers have told me to get green by bringing my own bag to the grocery store. This defeats the purpose of helping the rest of the world not have to deal with...

Mercat Bistro

Ashli Michelle September 20, 2013 0 Comments

Mercat Bistro just made my breakfast day. I could have stayed for at least four hours. Their itty bitty super cheap breakfast menu at the counter gave me the warm fuzzies. The counter girl was extra pretty and just sweet enough to not make any customers nauseous. This kind of sweet is a sweet lesson everyone working the counter should learn. Just so you know, the sweet counter girl successfully...

Chamberlain’s Steak & Chop House

Ashli Michelle September 19, 2013 0 Comments

Until recently, it seemed boring to write about Chamberlain’s Steak & Chop House. It’s not new or relevant to anything anyone doesn’t already know. These feelings changed after finding out about an underground secret dining event, even though this semi-event was above ground and is probably some kind of club. Please do not tell anyone, but we received a call from our favorite waiter who...