Category: Dallas Restaurant Reviews

Three Sheets

Ashli Michelle February 3, 2014 0 Comments
It was like being a detective realizing Three Sheets is named after drunk people. Confirming with the owner isn’t necessary since I’m practically an investigation expert. All it took was one trip to the restroom to crack this case wide open. Imagine being in a bar called Three Sheets while being— three sheets to the wind. Since the restroom is a one-seater, a drunk person is responsible...

Smashburger’s Veggie Burger : Wow + Ouch = Wouch

Ashli Michelle February 1, 2014 0 Comments
Minus the butternut squash couscous veggie burger at Ketchup Burger Bar, Smashburger’s veggie burger is the worst veggie burger in Dallas– maybe Texas. The veggie burger arrived without cheese, which made the visual experience even more frightening than the terrycloth dress the Hooter’s girl was wearing while having dinner with my cheating ex-boyfriend with a double life. At least cheese...

Dinner at Bone Daddy’s

Ashli Michelle January 31, 2014 0 Comments
Take a moment to reminisce about the first Bone Daddy’s review written a couple of years ago. Comment section guys were foaming at the mouth, angrily commenting like raccoons with rabies. These scary comment section guys did not like the content included in the previous review. Such dislike caused these particular guys to make comments suggesting I’m an old, fat, ugly stripper with clear...

Dallas Fish Market

Ashli Michelle January 29, 2014 0 Comments
Dallas Fish Market is an expensive restaurant. Being a true advocate for the poor, it’s always a first priority to inform citizens as to whether a place is kind of affordable or off-the-chart unobtainable. For a restaurant to get away with hurting poor people’s feeling with high prices, there needs to be relevance. Questions have to be asked. Is our server going to massage my feet between...

Aw Shucks

Ashli Michelle January 22, 2014 0 Comments
The sun doesn’t shine around an Aw Shucks snob, so please be kind. It is frowned upon to frown when your family says, “Let’s go to Aw Shucks!!” Every person in my family loves when it is their turn to pick where we are going to eat. Sometimes my brain sends signals informing me my family thinks it’s hilarious when they pick the restaurant. I’m convinced this subject is more...