Category: Favorites

First Class

Ashli Michelle November 21, 2012 1 Comment
Going on a trip can cause mental anguish if the traveler has difficulty with the almighty first class upgrade. Sometimes it's better for some people to stay in coach where they belong. I just so happen to be one of those people. The first thing that recently annoyed my husband was when I asked if he thinks the first class blanket would look nice in my chihuahua's kennel. I have two chihuahuas, so...

Housewife Life

Ashli Michelle October 29, 2012 4 Comments
Today is my first day as a housewife. Even though I've been married almost two months, it just occurred to me last night that I'm supposed to be taking care of things around here. All this time I thought housewives just sat around trying not to be bored. The only housewives I thought were busy were those with rug rats running around. Since I thought a housewife was just a wife at a house, my...

Forced Valet

Ashli Michelle October 24, 2012 2 Comments
Forced valet is a form of robbery. Being forced to hand over keys is against some kind of constitutional right as an American. Not only does forced valet cause pain to the brain, it also places a socially sick feeling into the pit of stomachs everywhere. Do everyone a huge favor and save the sign that says "Complimentary Valet." There is nothing complimentary about it. Complimentary means free....

Bag Lickers

Ashli Michelle August 28, 2012 6 Comments
The time has come to address an ongoing issue throughout the world in which we live. I can't say for sure that people in Malaysia or Hong Kong are a part of this bag lick assault, but almost every convenience store clerk in the United States IS. For years it seems I've repeatedly ignored the bag lickers. You see, the bag licker is a person needing a plastic bag to open in a major way. Granted,...

Star Chefs

Ashli Michelle March 28, 2011 0 Comments
Ah, Star Chefs… infinity pause. The name in itself makes life worth living. Nine letters forming two words of epic glory. An event of this magnitude is easily comparable to that of bringing leaders together to discuss world peace. Needless to say, this human is happy. VIP ticket status warrants one to sashay into this gala precisely one hour earlier than… humans maintaining average ticket...