Housewife Life

Today is my first day as a housewife. Even though I've been married almost two months, it just occurred to me last night that I'm supposed to be taking care of things around here. All this time I thought housewives just sat around trying not to be bored. The only housewives I thought were busy were those with rug rats running around. Since I thought a housewife was just a wife at a house, my...