Snuffer’s Tasting in Preston Center

Snuffer’s invited local food writers to taste a few new menu items, as well as anything else. Even though everyone loves Snuffer’s cheddar fries so much it hurts, all that really matters is the mushroom & swiss veggie burger. Just because this veggie burger was free does not mean I have to say this veggie burger is the bomb. Since I’m a true story-teller, minus being a suck up,...

Smashburger’s Veggie Burger : Wow + Ouch = Wouch

Minus the butternut squash couscous veggie burger at Ketchup Burger Bar, Smashburger’s veggie burger is the worst veggie burger in Dallas– maybe Texas. The veggie burger arrived without cheese, which made the visual experience even more frightening than the terrycloth dress the Hooter’s girl was wearing while having dinner with my cheating ex-boyfriend with a double life. At least cheese...

The Rustic

Getting excited in a restaurant’s restroom is always a plus. The Rustic has a saddle sitting on top of a stool acting as a pretend pony. Everyone likes a pretend restroom pony except Yelp people. Yelp people are probably too angry to like a restroom saddle sitting on a stool inside a stall. Please do not tell anyone, but I had no idea who Pat Green was upon entering The Rustic. Tons of people...

Burger Fi

There’s nothing high maintenance about wanting cheese on a burger to actually exist. This is a reasonable expectation to have when ordering a cheeseburger. While having had lots of shady cheese in my life, only one cheese has been as shady as the non-cheese pretending to be cheese on the veggie burger at BurgerFi in The Woodlands. While being minimal, obvious cheese effort was made. The...

Liberty Burger

Liberty Burger has an excellent veggie burger. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this particular veggie burger. What is wrong, however, is the power outlets at Liberty Burger being located on the ceiling. Who does this? I'm no electrician or anything, but this has to be a bit of an inconvenience to Liberty Burger's workers. Who wants to vacuum with a cord hanging from the ceiling? When it's...