Month: February 2014

Catherine Martin = Funniest Food Writer in Texas

Ashli Michelle February 14, 2014 0 Comments
Predicting Catherine Martin will win a James Beard Award for some kind of random food article in the future is easier than behaving on twitter. People on the internet who do not know about Catherine Martin need to calm down. There is unfortunately a huge void existing within your sad existence for not reading her blog— Arbitrary Criticism. After first hearing about this blog, I wondered how she...

Cafe on the Green at The Four Seasons

Ashli Michelle February 12, 2014 0 Comments
Even though brunch at The Four Seasons is reserved for rich people, our very first wedding anniversary instantly made us worthy of rubbing elbows with the rich and famous. Without having lots of diamonds or even one single fur, I decided to wear my Claire’s Boutique sterling silver semi-diamond studs to brunch, along with a 2004 London Fog coat covering what seemed like a vintage black 1997...

Pappasito’s Cantina

Ashli Michelle February 4, 2014 0 Comments
RICHARDSON – Having been to Pappas this and that around Houston and Dallas for years, the experience has always been the same. Service is painful until a manager gets involved. Painful as in– no chips, wrong order, no check-back, and at least a ten minute drink time when the restaurant isn’t slammed. Getting a water or soda refill doesn’t happen fast. Not much does. The only time I go to...

Three Sheets

Ashli Michelle February 3, 2014 0 Comments
It was like being a detective realizing Three Sheets is named after drunk people. Confirming with the owner isn’t necessary since I’m practically an investigation expert. All it took was one trip to the restroom to crack this case wide open. Imagine being in a bar called Three Sheets while being— three sheets to the wind. Since the restroom is a one-seater, a drunk person is responsible...

Smashburger’s Veggie Burger : Wow + Ouch = Wouch

Ashli Michelle February 1, 2014 0 Comments
Minus the butternut squash couscous veggie burger at Ketchup Burger Bar, Smashburger’s veggie burger is the worst veggie burger in Dallas– maybe Texas. The veggie burger arrived without cheese, which made the visual experience even more frightening than the terrycloth dress the Hooter’s girl was wearing while having dinner with my cheating ex-boyfriend with a double life. At least cheese...