Bowl & Barrel = Pretzel Joy

For some reason there are people living in Dallas who have not tried the pretzel at Bowl & Barrel. Why would anyone not try the pretzel at Bowl & Barrel? Even though I previously attempted to convince all of this city's citizens to eat this $5 menu item of complete and total pretzel joy, I'm positive not everyone has done so. I decided to do my important culinary school homework at Bowl...

Salad Day in Buffet & Catering Class at Le Cordon Bleu Was Scary

Tuesday was the first production day for buffet & catering class at Le Cordon Bleu. I arrived almost one hour before school started to make sure my spot for the next six weeks would be located on the end of the back row, which is beside none other than--- the oven. Please do not tell anyone, but I was terrified of that fateful day, which is also known as--- salad day. Who is afraid of salad...

HOLY FREAKING WOW. MY WEBSITE HAS GONE BONKERS.

This. This is -- hell. The definition of hell. Hell is this. People need to understand living for more than four days in hell is not something you  want to do because the four days I've spent in hell have been hell so far. I'm not going to bash anyone. Bashing is bad. All people need to know is my website has lost its mind, along with 5,611 photographs taken since 2010. While these are being...

Salt & Time

AUSTIN - After driving from Dallas to Austin for a super important Austin Food & Wine Festival press happy hour at LaV last Wednesday, I had six hours to waste waiting. Instead of going to Odd Duck for deviled eggs, I wound up getting lost on 6th Street. Please do not tell anyone. Sometimes being lost on 6th Street can be a good thing. Salt & Time soon appeared on 7th, forcing memories of...

Easy Tiger Bake Shop & Beer Garden’s Pretzel is As Sad As Saying Goodbye

Who parallel parks from the left? Austin citizens are friendly people who are probably talented enough to parallel park on the left. Try parallel parking on the left when you’ve only parallel parked on the right your entire life. Most people avoid the easier right side parallel parking at all costs, never considering a curve ball left side parallel park waiting in the streets of Austin. Feeling...