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My Nurse Was in the Weeds Today

Ashli Michelle October 29, 2014 0 Comments
It was really weird today when we were sitting in the infusion room waiting to begin chemo. After seeing my nurse running around busy I said, "Great. My nurse is in the weeds." My husband quickly said, "The nurse is not your server." Being in the weeds doesn't only happen to a service industry worker. I quickly told my husband he must be below average upset because he never waited tables. To...

Southpaw’s Organic Grill

Ashli Michelle October 26, 2014 0 Comments
Southpaw's Organic Grill has a tuna melt listed on the menu. Not only is the tuna melt listed on the menu, but it is also listed on none other than... the wall. The gigantic wall menu promises every customer that they will receive melt with their tuna. If a restaurant cannot come through with a tuna melted bang, then the tuna sandwich should never be called a tuna melt. Just call it a tuna...

Hopdoddy Burger Bar Cares About Almost Veggie People

Ashli Michelle October 24, 2014 0 Comments
Please sit at the bar because the bar is where everyone should sit while dining at Hopdoddy Burger Bar. Sitting at the bar means getting instant service without having to wait in line. Everyone should like this plan. Hopdoddy can't help that they have a long line that is sometimes forced to end outside. People like the burgers they are slinging so much it hurts. Trust me: The trick...

Bald is the New Cute

Ashli Michelle September 24, 2014 0 Comments
Even though two new chemo treatments started today--> It didn't suck. After sticking the IV in my as-sad-as-saying-goodbye vein, the nurse quickly explained everything about my new chemo treatment. "You are going to be bald in approximately seventeen days." This did not make me cry because my husband and I have been having our own kind of you-are-going-to-be-bald therapy for at...

Wedding Anniversary Dinner Decisions

Ashli Michelle September 8, 2014 0 Comments
Today is our wedding anniversary. The reason we are married is because my husband is the world's best husband. Not only is he Guinness Book Husband worthy, he's also the best father in existence. There could be an award ceremony and he would have to attend or the ceremony would be a bogus attempt equaling ultimate father ceremony failure. The first thing he said this morning is the best thing a...