Ashli Michelle

Hopdoddy Burger Bar Cares About Almost Veggie People

Ashli Michelle October 24, 2014 0 Comments

Please sit at the bar because the bar is where everyone should sit while dining at Hopdoddy Burger Bar. Sitting at the bar means getting instant service without having to wait in line. Everyone should like this plan. Hopdoddy can't help that they have a long line that is sometimes forced to end outside. People like the burgers they are slinging so much it hurts. Trust me: The trick...

Forced Red Lobster Lunching: It’s Just Not Right

Ashli Michelle October 11, 2014 0 Comments

While Red Lobster has frightened earthlings since the beginning of existence, I proved this to be a massive myth today when I did not refuse to have lunch at Red Lobster. Was I shaking after finding out other people picked Red Lobster for lunch? Yes. Did my brain feel swift circles of brain confusion? Of course. I could have escaped having lunch at Red Lobster, which can only mean I'm none...

Bald is the New Cute

Ashli Michelle September 24, 2014 0 Comments

Even though two new chemo treatments started today--> It didn't suck. After sticking the IV in my as-sad-as-saying-goodbye vein, the nurse quickly explained everything about my new chemo treatment. "You are going to be bald in approximately seventeen days." This did not make me cry because my husband and I have been having our own kind of you-are-going-to-be-bald therapy for at...

Wedding Anniversary Dinner Decisions

Ashli Michelle September 8, 2014 0 Comments

Today is our wedding anniversary. The reason we are married is because my husband is the world's best husband. Not only is he Guinness Book Husband worthy, he's also the best father in existence. There could be an award ceremony and he would have to attend or the ceremony would be a bogus attempt equaling ultimate father ceremony failure. The first thing he said this morning is the best thing a...

Internal Radiation is No Vacation

Ashli Michelle September 8, 2014 0 Comments

Not having radiation is like being on cancer vacation. All I'm saying is internal radiation is a massive form of total torture, to say the least. Holy moly. I mean, what is up with that? Warning. Warning to the people visiting this site for food news. The cancer section is about to get graphic. The morning of every internal radiation means taking two pain pills plus two other relaxation pills....