Just When It Seemed Like A Regular Day… UPS Arrived

Who knew a UPS truck driver with the coolest 1982 rat tail would make today one of the greatest days in the history of great days? Who knew? UPS knew-- that's who. His walk was in slow motion as he made his way to the front door with a perfectly wrapped package. He then followed all UPS delivery procedures as he gently placed it against the door before ringing the bell. It had to be addressed...

Being .03% Away From Graduating With Honors at Le Cordon Bleu is a GPA Travesty

(This was written a while back and then taken down because I wrote the wrong percentage and felt like a dork...)   People who think this is a first world problem need to calm down. Imagine working your brain to maximum capacity for over two years, only to find out you are .03% away from graduating with honors. This feels like a load of this and that, as well as bull with another word...