Uchi Houston

Delivering drinks at Uchi's sushi bar are girls not easily allowing buttons to be pushed. While witnessing a sushi bar neighbor release wrath similar to the soup nazi, several choices cantered throughout all brain cells. Run for the hills or the restroom. Morph into a sushi rock while sitting silently on the bar beneath chopsticks and simply... disappear. If being human is the only option, well,...

NABI

Swinging sushi down the street from Uchi is chef Ji Kang of Nabi. While stating his oh so humble interest is to let the food do the talking, there isn't a single thing wrong with fluffing it up, Ji! Uchi is front door pounding and you need to answer with a self absorbed roar, for people must know. Kang cheffed at Dish in Dallas before moving to Houston to open Nabi. During an interview last...

Ruggles Bistro

Houston, it appears we have a branding problem. Sources inside the  building in which we speak have declared Bruce Molzan freedom, adding he doesn't make a cent. Can this be true? Not one single solitary copper coin. Nada. Nothing. Yada. Is there really another semi sorda secret owner that licensed the name and wants to... keep it? Gasp. Holy Freaking Moly. Owner-chef Bruce Molzan's Ruggles...

Uchi

Chef Tyson Cole held an event for media to sneak a peek into all that is... Uchi. This email invite, seeming almost lottery lucky, is titled "Media Mixer." Translation of these two words clearly states an inevitable mixing of those possessing a status of... media. Please & Thanks. Supernatural feelings flowed as iPhone's everywhere stated the time to be exactly 5:32 p.m. Walking in alone was...

Samba Grille

Accompanied by Mr. Delicious Mischief himself, we quickly made our way to the world's best mini movie room ever. Directly in front of the very spot in which our chef slash owner interview would commence, played a movie of massive classic proportion. John became super sentimental upon realizing this movie was in fact... Casablanca. Triple Sad Ending Sniffle. As John prepared to tape radio,...