Wolfies

Patrons adorn the patio as though there isn't a worry in the world. Why are they not worried? Did they not insert contacts this afternoon? Have taste buds left the building? Blind? In a coma? Strolled in unconscious on a gurney? Signs everywhere lead many to believe their questions have already been answered. Crawfish... check. Tuesday special... check. Ribeye... check. Five pounds of...

Coal Burger

Refreshing is the feeling felt during a recent visit to Coal Burger. This restaurant professes a hardcore commitment to using all things natural. You will not catch them sticking one single solitary hormone inside their beef, much less raising these soon to be burgers on anything but a grassy green pasture. Expect top notch produce as well, for they also maintain seasonal sensations as a part of...

Mi Cocina

Nobody likes a bummer because, let's face it, more muscles are used being a frowner than a clowner. After visiting Mi Cocina four times over the past month, one thing's for sure, corporate cares about the service. They may care about the food too, but the Mexican they're slinging doesn't touch what's happening in Houston. Why do most hostesses sweat customers ignoring them on the walk in? The...

Bolsa Mercado

Any human dissatisfied with Bolsa Mercado, hands down, possesses a status of insatiable. It is what it is and that is just so happens to be outstandingly fabulous. Complainers beware, for there is only one valid complaint warranting anguish. This would be the shocking revelation that a person sharing the very community table in which we sit, is wearing none other than a... bluetooth. No. Not the...

Hooters

Let us not assume, cough, Hooters cannot produce quality grub on top of the always exciting eye candy. Why not? Chefs all across America have to start somewhere. With the economy, one can't always pick & choose employment. This goes for the female servers of the world as well. Aside from the 1981 Ocean Pacific looking silky shorts with tan panty hose, resting peacefully beneath world record...