Ashli Michelle

Mi Cocina

Ashli Michelle April 7, 2012 0 Comments

Nobody likes a bummer because, let's face it, more muscles are used being a frowner than a clowner. After visiting Mi Cocina four times over the past month, one thing's for sure, corporate cares about the service. They may care about the food too, but the Mexican they're slinging doesn't touch what's happening in Houston. Why do most hostesses sweat customers ignoring them on the walk in? The...

Bolsa Mercado

Ashli Michelle April 1, 2012 1 Comment

Any human dissatisfied with Bolsa Mercado, hands down, possesses a status of insatiable. It is what it is and that is just so happens to be outstandingly fabulous. Complainers beware, for there is only one valid complaint warranting anguish. This would be the shocking revelation that a person sharing the very community table in which we sit, is wearing none other than a... bluetooth. No. Not the...

Hooters

Ashli Michelle March 30, 2012 1 Comment

Let us not assume, cough, Hooters cannot produce quality grub on top of the always exciting eye candy. Why not? Chefs all across America have to start somewhere. With the economy, one can't always pick & choose employment. This goes for the female servers of the world as well. Aside from the 1981 Ocean Pacific looking silky shorts with tan panty hose, resting peacefully beneath world record...

Private Social

Ashli Michelle March 29, 2012 1 Comment

Del Frisco's Grille has a neighbor. This particular neighbor has experienced quite a bit of fluff. Private Social's owner-executive chef Tiffany Derry has obvious talent, having recently been featured on Top Chef. Yes, food, decor, and service flourish, but this easy-breezy-beautiful-cover-girl-feeling ends quite quickly. Cease. Halt. Over. Finished. The End. Atmosphere high five's plummet to...

Katsuya

Ashli Michelle March 27, 2012 2 Comments

Ah, the grand opening of Katsuya. An event bringing forth all possessing posh. This particular league of posh people maintain designer duds, almost 6 dozen implants, a smidgeon of lipo, and the always exciting tidbit of Botox. Based in LA, Katsuya oozes all that is California in the very best way. When the words massive explosion of socialites are used, um, there's no exaggeration. Nada. If the...