Ashli Michelle

Mattito’s Tex-Mex

Ashli Michelle July 2, 2013 0 Comments

Mexican restaurant dining usually means eating three baskets of cheese oozing chips before stuffing my face with a sour cream covered shrimp quesadilla. These actions make it impossible to leave a Mexican restaurant without feeling like a slob. People need chip self-control. Chips hit the table and it’s like my husband and I have never seen a basket of chips before. Like it’s going to be the...

Dave & Buster’s

Ashli Michelle July 1, 2013 0 Comments

Horrified is the only word to describe all inner feelings the second my husband said, “We are having lunch at Dave & Buster’s.” All I’m saying is there’s maximum fear attached to lunching at an arcade— always. Ten thousand apologies to arcade restaurant lovers everywhere. It’s just not something I’d willingly ever do on purpose. Upon marrying my husband last year, I received...

Butchery Class Crying at Le Cordon Bleu

Ashli Michelle June 7, 2013 0 Comments

The weirdest part about trying to make an A in a butchery class is being required to butcher dead animals that have a carcass. So far I have cried a total of two times. There are several levels of crying, so I’m just saying that my level was below one that warrants embarrassment. It was more of an inside-cry-slash-mini-tear-duct-fill. Nothing fell out of my eyes. Before anyone thinks I’m a...

Gift Card Expiration Date Pressure

Ashli Michelle June 1, 2013 0 Comments

Gift-card-expiration-date-pressure is one of the worst kinds of pressure known to mankind. Realizing you have something exciting that can be taken away on a certain date is an injustice at the highest level of all forms of injustice. It's like an execution date. You know the date will eventually arrive and there is nothing you can do about it. My cheater ex-boyfriend with a double life told me a...

Liberty Burger

Ashli Michelle May 31, 2013 0 Comments

Liberty Burger has an excellent veggie burger. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this particular veggie burger. What is wrong, however, is the power outlets at Liberty Burger being located on the ceiling. Who does this? I'm no electrician or anything, but this has to be a bit of an inconvenience to Liberty Burger's workers. Who wants to vacuum with a cord hanging from the ceiling? When it's...