Ashli Michelle

Pappasito’s Cantina

Ashli Michelle February 4, 2014 0 Comments

RICHARDSON – Having been to Pappas this and that around Houston and Dallas for years, the experience has always been the same. Service is painful until a manager gets involved. Painful as in– no chips, wrong order, no check-back, and at least a ten minute drink time when the restaurant isn’t slammed. Getting a water or soda refill doesn’t happen fast. Not much does. The only time I go to...

Three Sheets

Ashli Michelle February 3, 2014 0 Comments

It was like being a detective realizing Three Sheets is named after drunk people. Confirming with the owner isn’t necessary since I’m practically an investigation expert. All it took was one trip to the restroom to crack this case wide open. Imagine being in a bar called Three Sheets while being— three sheets to the wind. Since the restroom is a one-seater, a drunk person is responsible...

Smashburger’s Veggie Burger : Wow + Ouch = Wouch

Ashli Michelle February 1, 2014 0 Comments

Minus the butternut squash couscous veggie burger at Ketchup Burger Bar, Smashburger’s veggie burger is the worst veggie burger in Dallas– maybe Texas. The veggie burger arrived without cheese, which made the visual experience even more frightening than the terrycloth dress the Hooter’s girl was wearing while having dinner with my cheating ex-boyfriend with a double life. At least cheese...

Osteria Mazzantini

Ashli Michelle February 1, 2014 0 Comments

HOUSTON – Complete honesty will result in being freed from this epic food-writing fail. Almost zero dish details from dinner at Osteria Mazzantini are available. For the last two hours I’ve tried to figure out how this could have happened. After blowing this tasting big time, I deserve to be locked in a dark closet without my iPhone for no less than 2 days. We aren’t talking about a chain,...

Dinner at Bone Daddy’s

Ashli Michelle January 31, 2014 0 Comments

Take a moment to reminisce about the first Bone Daddy’s review written a couple of years ago. Comment section guys were foaming at the mouth, angrily commenting like raccoons with rabies. These scary comment section guys did not like the content included in the previous review. Such dislike caused these particular guys to make comments suggesting I’m an old, fat, ugly stripper with clear...