Restaurant Review: Eleven Madison Park (no, seriously)

Wait. How can one begin to review the 5th best restaurant in the world? A restaurant with not one, not two, but three Michelin stars. My expectations didn't exist. Zilch. All I ever wanted was to enter New York City's Eleven Madison Park, dash past the host stand into the bar, and maybe grab a couple of bites with a few drinks. Surprisingly, our reality in the end was the best restaurant...