The G’s Healthy Gourmet

No more than 45 minutes of my life will be wasted writing about G’s Healthy Gourmet, so buckle up. Upon reaching 46 minutes, this atrocious display of dirtiness, as well as terrible service, and mediocre food, at best, will be repressed. Many will disagree with my tale of traumatic torture, which is peachy with a side of fine & dandy. Continue to live in your world where G’s Healthy Gourmet...

TQLA

In order to force AVH to hang out on Washington Avenue, it would take Dog the Bounty Hunter hog tying me to the hood of my car while tragically towing it to this notorious neighborhood in Houston. The majority of all humans calling Washington Avenue their haven, um, frighten me. After one visit to Sawyer Park Bar, I knew in the surest of all sure ways, that this jock block slash hottie sorority...

Américas – River Oaks

Feelings of Beetle Juice consumed my body upon entering the River Oaks location of Américas. Delightfully decadent décor oozes past the entrance, making its way around the corner to the bar. Before soaking in the mysteriously uncertain situation, the décor story quickly emerged. Chicago architect, Jordon Mozer… is not messing around. I asked executive chef David Cordúa if this guy is...

Hubbell & Hudson

Every gourmet grocery store goody one could possibly ponder is offered at Hubbell & Hudson. Just walking through the market to reach the bistro is fantastically fulfilling. Whether it be shopping in the market, or taking a cooking class upstairs, prepare to get lost in the plethora of chef coats scattered about the building. Located snug as a bug at the back of the market is the… bistro. The...

Pizzeria Alto

Robert Del Grande added Pizzeria Alto to the second floor of his most recent venture… Ava Kitchen & Whisky Bar. Bubbly fun décor downstairs will smack a smile right on your face. As always, the atmosphere in every Schiller-Del Grande restaurant is exceptionally stunning. Just try and leave without a warm fuzzy feeling of décor joy... Impossible. Located on Kirby in the new development, West...