TQLA

In order to force AVH to hang out on Washington Avenue, it would take Dog the Bounty Hunter hog tying me to the hood of my car while tragically towing it to this notorious neighborhood in Houston. The majority of all humans calling Washington Avenue their haven, um, frighten me. After one visit to Sawyer Park Bar, I knew in the surest of all sure ways, that this jock block slash hottie sorority...

Américas – River Oaks

Feelings of Beetle Juice consumed my body upon entering the River Oaks location of Américas. Delightfully decadent décor oozes past the entrance, making its way around the corner to the bar. Before soaking in the mysteriously uncertain situation, the décor story quickly emerged. Chicago architect, Jordon Mozer… is not messing around. I asked executive chef David Cordúa if this guy is...

Pizzeria Alto

Robert Del Grande added Pizzeria Alto to the second floor of his most recent venture… Ava Kitchen & Whisky Bar. Bubbly fun décor downstairs will smack a smile right on your face. As always, the atmosphere in every Schiller-Del Grande restaurant is exceptionally stunning. Just try and leave without a warm fuzzy feeling of décor joy... Impossible. Located on Kirby in the new development, West...

Xuco Xicana

With one spastic twitter tweet, executive chef Jonathan Jones accepted my request to taste & talk about the… on-the-way-to-fully-existing… Xuco Xicana. El Patio brought Jonathan on board to complete the sassy Mexican menu makeover for the Midtown location. While keeping the traditional favorites El Patio established, Jonathan is using his talent to spice things up with fresh new flavors. Aye...

Masraff’s

Before experiencing valet acceptance at Masraff’s, um, car status is key. Keep on driving if your worthiness is less than average. These guys don’t have time to park a Honda people. Really, just find a spot, all on your own… and casually move on with your life. Please & Thanks. Once parking success is achieved, make your way past the hostess to enter a shiny bar comparable to colors...