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Jake’s Old Fashioned Hamburgers

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We were on our way to Bread Winners for Sunday brunch, but decided to eat at Jake’s after seeing the massive line out front. Little did we know things have gone down— way down— over at Jake’s on McKinney. No, you are not mistaken. Jake’s really has been awarded 2nd place for the saddest piece of [...]

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Studio Movie Grill

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Serving food and drinks at a movie theater is nothing more than a minimal bonus that should not excite anyone. Do not get your hopes in a tizzy thinking this movie theater’s food will ever exceed a concession stand status. The odds simply do not exist. There’s this red button movie people are supposed to [...]

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Ozona Grill & Bar

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Reputation states this place is the perfect spot for brunch due to some kind of magical Bloody Mary bar. Look, our server was sweet— scary sweet. Her voice danced around with these different tones of sweet. Sometimes multiple sweet tones are hard to follow. The sweet tone pitch switch is dangerous to all ears involved. [...]

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Chuy’s

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Wow. Brunch at Chuy’s in Dallas produced close to the most painful service in the history of eating in a restaurant. Everything about our server screamed Big Lebowski. While being a fan of Lebowski, this does not mean I want him in charge of all brunch happiness. Fresh out of TABC class, Lebowski carded me. [...]

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