Lobster Roll

Sea Breeze Fish Market & Grill

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After stuffing my face with lobster rolls in Boston for three days, I believe it really comes down to a person’s own preference. Some people like a lobster roll in the form of a lobster salad, while others are appalled at the very thought. Hardcore lobster rollers seem to be fond of never frozen real [...]

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Boston: Neptune Oyster

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People were lined up for what seemed like miles. It didn’t matter how long it took. We all knew the deal and were in this together. Neptune Oyster may be super small, but sometimes being a squished eater is necessary. Two-tops sat at four-tops with other two-top strangers, while being shoulder to shoulder with other [...]

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Boston: Ned Devine’s

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We are in Boston searching for fabulous lobster rolls. Listen: No one is being a Boston lobster roll hater. Girl Scouts honor. I take full responsibility for total lobster roll failure at Ned’s. It’s my fault for not following the research driven lobster roll list sitting in the notes section of my iPhone.  Just because [...]

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East Hampton Sandwich Company

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Eaters everywhere maintain East Hampton Sandwich Company’s lobster roll (knuckle & claw meat, split lobster tail) is better than Rex’s Seafood Market. While waiting for this highly anticipated lobster roll to arrive, smoke began rising from beneath the bar. A manager rushed over to calm the cashiers. “It’s just butter. The butter smells like it [...]

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Cafe Pacific

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Dress codes come and go in Dallas, until entering Highland Park Village. In a world where peasants are comparable to rodents living under a dumpster in a dark alley, this part of town has no choice. Rules must strictly be in place to ensure commoners continue to act… right.  The definition of acting right in [...]

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Driftwood

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The bar was packed when I walked into Driftwood. Wait! The bar only has like four seats, so it was just regular. The owner gave instructions to stand beside the bar and wait, assuring me the people on the end were soon to be goners. While standing there, I became positive a murder was about [...]

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Rex’s Seafood Market ~ Lobster Roll Joy!

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Before ever entering the building, Rex’s Seafood Market somehow managed to perform a massive ear violation. This violation occurred during a voluntary website visit. People with music on their website need to calm down. If music is a must, the option to make it disappear should be quickly visible for an easy disable. If you [...]

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Triniti Restaurant + Bar ~ Lobster Roll & French Fry Joy!

July 13, 2012

Today is National French Fry Day. Triniti must hold its head high on this above average day, for they exceed all French fry expectations. Every fry is cooked crispy crunchy to perfection. Who likes a lame fry having no crunch? Eww. Even worse, the soggy fry. Barf. Does a person exist that wants to scrounge [...]

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