Tag: Wouch

I thought my stomach was poking out, but it was really a tumor

Ashli Michelle June 1, 2014 0 Comments
This is a public stomach service announcement for women everywhere. Sure, getting older means your female stomach automatically starts performing some kind of weird poke-out. This poke-out, disguised as a faux baby belly bump, is uncontrollably sticking out whether female citizens of the United States of America feel like it or not. The Constitution isn't helping anyone when it comes to this...

Tutti Frutti’s Cashier Needs to Calm Down

Ashli Michelle February 17, 2014 0 Comments
Tutti Frutti's cashier in Addison needs to calm down. We immediately wondered what was up with this particular Tutti Frutti cashier the first time she scared us. It all started when we noticed vegan chocolate yogurt without seeing non-vegan chocolate yogurt as an option. This kind of yogurt confusion doesn't mean we hate each and every vegan on Earth. It means we are curious as to whether there...

Smashburger’s Veggie Burger : Wow + Ouch = Wouch

Ashli Michelle February 1, 2014 0 Comments
Minus the butternut squash couscous veggie burger at Ketchup Burger Bar, Smashburger’s veggie burger is the worst veggie burger in Dallas– maybe Texas. The veggie burger arrived without cheese, which made the visual experience even more frightening than the terrycloth dress the Hooter’s girl was wearing while having dinner with my cheating ex-boyfriend with a double life. At least cheese...

La Lupita

Ashli Michelle January 23, 2014 0 Comments
We first met the chef and owners during a tasting soon after Luca & Leonardo opened. Whatever anyone’s opinion of Luca & Leonardo or La Lupita may be, there’s no denying both restaurants have easy-on-the-eyes decor that is not a bore. And that’s enough about decor. Make no mistake, this guy appears to have poured his heart and soul into every aspect of his restaurants, which makes it even...

Jake’s Old Fashioned Hamburgers

Ashli Michelle May 7, 2013 0 Comments
We were on our way to Bread Winners for Sunday brunch, but decided to eat at Jake's after seeing the massive line out front. Little did we know things have gone down--- way down--- over at Jake's on McKinney. No, you are not mistaken. Jake's really has been awarded 2nd place for the saddest piece of cheese to ever be served in a restaurant. While the cheese on the tuna melt at Liberty Kitchen...