Month: October 2014

My Nurse Was in the Weeds Today

Ashli Michelle October 29, 2014 0 Comments
It was really weird today when we were sitting in the infusion room waiting to begin chemo. After seeing my nurse running around busy I said, "Great. My nurse is in the weeds." My husband quickly said, "The nurse is not your server." Being in the weeds doesn't only happen to a service industry worker. I quickly told my husband he must be below average upset because he never waited tables. To...

Southpaw’s Organic Grill

Ashli Michelle October 26, 2014 0 Comments
Southpaw's Organic Grill has a tuna melt listed on the menu. Not only is the tuna melt listed on the menu, but it is also listed on none other than... the wall. The gigantic wall menu promises every customer that they will receive melt with their tuna. If a restaurant cannot come through with a tuna melted bang, then the tuna sandwich should never be called a tuna melt. Just call it a tuna...

Hopdoddy Burger Bar Cares About Almost Veggie People

Ashli Michelle October 24, 2014 0 Comments
Please sit at the bar because the bar is where everyone should sit while dining at Hopdoddy Burger Bar. Sitting at the bar means getting instant service without having to wait in line. Everyone should like this plan. Hopdoddy can't help that they have a long line that is sometimes forced to end outside. People like the burgers they are slinging so much it hurts. Trust me: The trick...

Forced Red Lobster Lunching: It’s Just Not Right

Ashli Michelle October 11, 2014 0 Comments
While Red Lobster has frightened earthlings since the beginning of existence, I proved this to be a massive myth today when I did not refuse to have lunch at Red Lobster. Was I shaking after finding out other people picked Red Lobster for lunch? Yes. Did my brain feel swift circles of brain confusion? Of course. I could have escaped having lunch at Red Lobster, which can only mean I'm none...