Almost Veggies Instagram is Being Ignored By Internet People

Not everyone is paying attention to the best Instagram on Instagram-- Almost Veggies. What is up with that? There are practically 2,000 pictures of total food excitement waiting for the world to see. As if food's not enough, there are life pictures of my family for super duper snoopers to enjoy. If life-snooping is your thing, then raise the roof. Family things like my two Chihuahuas walking...

Bowl & Barrel = Pretzel Joy

For some reason there are people living in Dallas who have not tried the pretzel at Bowl & Barrel. Why would anyone not try the pretzel at Bowl & Barrel? Even though I previously attempted to convince all of this city's citizens to eat this $5 menu item of complete and total pretzel joy, I'm positive not everyone has done so. I decided to do my important culinary school homework at Bowl...

Salad Day in Buffet & Catering Class at Le Cordon Bleu Was Scary

Tuesday was the first production day for buffet & catering class at Le Cordon Bleu. I arrived almost one hour before school started to make sure my spot for the next six weeks would be located on the end of the back row, which is beside none other than--- the oven. Please do not tell anyone, but I was terrified of that fateful day, which is also known as--- salad day. Who is afraid of salad...

HOLY FREAKING WOW. MY WEBSITE HAS GONE BONKERS.

This. This is -- hell. The definition of hell. Hell is this. People need to understand living for more than four days in hell is not something you  want to do because the four days I've spent in hell have been hell so far. I'm not going to bash anyone. Bashing is bad. All people need to know is my website has lost its mind, along with 5,611 photographs taken since 2010. While these are being...