Month: September 2013

The Capital Grille’s Lobster Roll

Ashli Michelle September 26, 2013 0 Comments
The Capital Grille is a man’s world kind of place, so the food must be great. Please do not walk into The Capital Grille if you are a single gold digger looking for a man. All of the important manly businessmen having important manly business lunches do not have time for this. Anyone loving a lobster roll has their own almighty opinion about how it should be prepared. Being a complete and total...

Please Stop Licking My Grocery Store Change

Ashli Michelle September 25, 2013 0 Comments
People need to stop licking my grocery store change. Bag licker problems have now moved on to— money lickers. I’ve overly complained to a point every person in America should be aware of this catastrophic saliva sharing epidemic. Some readers have told me to get green by bringing my own bag to the grocery store. This defeats the purpose of helping the rest of the world not have to deal with...

Mercat Bistro

Ashli Michelle September 20, 2013 0 Comments
Mercat Bistro just made my breakfast day. I could have stayed for at least four hours. Their itty bitty super cheap breakfast menu at the counter gave me the warm fuzzies. The counter girl was extra pretty and just sweet enough to not make any customers nauseous. This kind of sweet is a sweet lesson everyone working the counter should learn. Just so you know, the sweet counter girl successfully...

Chamberlain’s Steak & Chop House

Ashli Michelle September 19, 2013 0 Comments
Until recently, it seemed boring to write about Chamberlain’s Steak & Chop House. It’s not new or relevant to anything anyone doesn’t already know. These feelings changed after finding out about an underground secret dining event, even though this semi-event was above ground and is probably some kind of club. Please do not tell anyone, but we received a call from our favorite waiter who...

Kozy Kitchen

Ashli Michelle September 17, 2013 0 Comments
Healthy people must love– love– love— Kozy Kitchen. The manager came over and told me so much healthy information it was hard to keep up. All I know is this restaurant is on a mission to help people in Dallas eat nutritious meals every day. The beef is grass-fed and they even serve buffalo. Yikes. They also have entrees and desserts that are gluten-free. Kozy even has wild-caught seafood...