Month: August 2013

Woodshed Smokehouse

Ashli Michelle August 28, 2013 0 Comments
Tim Love having lunch with me was like a lunch-with-Tim-Love accident. My friend is a very important radio host who seems to think inviting me to radio tapings is the right thing to do. He almost always includes me during chef interviews in Houston, Dallas, and Fort Worth. Please be excited because even though I didn’t have cash to pay the forced valet guy out front, this interview was worth...

Sushi Axiom

Ashli Michelle August 22, 2013 0 Comments
Sushi Axiom’s happy hour is available Monday through Saturday from 3pm – 7pm and all day on Sundays. This happy hour produces one of those moments where food is so cheap it tastes better. I’m positively positive it does not taste as good as I think it does. Even though the service during happy hour hurts my feelings, this deal is too good to turn down. We keep going back with a great...

DISH Restaurant

Ashli Michelle August 17, 2013 0 Comments
There is a cauliflower dish on the menu at DISH. The server walked over with lots of cauliflower-hype, instantly making me nervous. Ever since I was old enough to form an opinion about cauliflower, I have done so without looking back. I consider it a form of punishment to have any kind of cauliflower in my mouth. That’s why it was really weird when I had cauliflower in my mouth at DISH. We...

Neighborhood Services on Lovers Lane

Ashli Michelle August 16, 2013 0 Comments
Buying mousse will never reward consumers the luxury of having Nick Badovinus’ hair. Please do not try this at home. His family must have a long line of seductively wavy blonde hair. His mom and dad were definitely homecoming king and queen at least two times while attending high school. I bet his collar flips without even having that automatic part that makes a collar flip. He’s a...

TJ’s Seafood Market & Grill

Ashli Michelle August 15, 2013 0 Comments
The lobster roll at TJ’s Seafood Market is laughing at almost every other lobster roll in Dallas. No one around here is saying every other lobster roll in Dallas is a disgrace to lobster rolls everywhere. I’m just saying this particular lobster roll is massively magical. Something about the way the bread, lemon-thyme butter, and lobster morph into glory upon impact is obscene in the very...