Month: June 2013

Butchery Class Crying at Le Cordon Bleu

Ashli Michelle June 7, 2013 0 Comments
The weirdest part about trying to make an A in a butchery class is being required to butcher dead animals that have a carcass. So far I have cried a total of two times. There are several levels of crying, so I’m just saying that my level was below one that warrants embarrassment. It was more of an inside-cry-slash-mini-tear-duct-fill. Nothing fell out of my eyes. Before anyone thinks I’m a...

Gift Card Expiration Date Pressure

Ashli Michelle June 1, 2013 0 Comments
Gift-card-expiration-date-pressure is one of the worst kinds of pressure known to mankind. Realizing you have something exciting that can be taken away on a certain date is an injustice at the highest level of all forms of injustice. It's like an execution date. You know the date will eventually arrive and there is nothing you can do about it. My cheater ex-boyfriend with a double life told me a...