FT33

It's common knowledge some Houston people feel the culinary scene here in the northern part of I-45 is less than stellar. After looking on my super secret separate Houston Almost Veggies twitter account, it was shocking to see Houston people panting over possibly eating at chef Matt McCallister's new restaurant FT33. Not knowing much about anything in Dallas, this information instantly became...

Housewife Life

Today is my first day as a housewife. Even though I've been married almost two months, it just occurred to me last night that I'm supposed to be taking care of things around here. All this time I thought housewives just sat around trying not to be bored. The only housewives I thought were busy were those with rug rats running around. Since I thought a housewife was just a wife at a house, my...

Forced Valet

Forced valet is a form of robbery. Being forced to hand over keys is against some kind of constitutional right as an American. Not only does forced valet cause pain to the brain, it also places a socially sick feeling into the pit of stomachs everywhere. Do everyone a huge favor and save the sign that says "Complimentary Valet." There is nothing complimentary about it. Complimentary means free....

Start

Fast food has gotten better. Even McDonald's decided to buck up and give a flip about bulging bellies. I mean, as bad as the fast food world has been, it can only improve. Wait--- It's hard to focus right now because I'm sitting at Cafe Brazil and the guy up charged me $1.99 for something he suggested in lieu of carbs. This injustice is hindering my brain from the focus necessary to discuss...

Ozona Grill & Bar

Reputation states this place is the perfect spot for brunch due to some kind of magical Bloody Mary bar. Look, our server was sweet--- scary sweet. Her voice danced around with these different tones of sweet. Sometimes multiple sweet tones are hard to follow. The sweet tone pitch switch is dangerous to all ears involved. She insisted we try this tasty dressing that all ranch lovers just have to...