P.F. Chang’s at Northpark

Nobody really needs to read about P.F. Chang's. It's not necessary, exciting, or relevant to anything considered new to anyone. This being a massive restaurant chain usually translates into a huge waste of writing time. I waited tables forever and the Northpark location of P.F. Chang's makes my head spin. The service was astonishingly horrible four out of four times in a row. Astonishing is not...

Fearing’s

The Ritz-Carlton has the power to make The Four Seasons feel inadequate. Basic people might not know what ritz means. The definition of ritz oozes something luxurious, forcing a person to feel glamorous. Ritz rhymes with glitz. Fearing's being located inside this building is well above average impressive. I'm wondering what is up with Fearing's bar being named Rattlesnake Bar. There's a natural...

My Doritos Sleeping Bag: Gone Forever

It's hard to describe the love flowing through my heart for Doritos. I used to have a Doritos sleeping bag when I was a little girl. Owning a Doritos sleeping bag easily beats having a pony. My sleeping bag looked exactly like a real bag of Doritos. Children lying inside this kind of sleeping bag instantly feel like a nacho cheese flavored tortilla chip. Countless nights were spent watching The...

Rugrat Review: P.F. Chang’s Has Shirley Temple Drama

My name is Hailey and I'm in 3rd grade. I write rugrat reviews for Almost Veggies. When my family and I went to P.F. Chang's, at North Park Mall, I got a Shirley Temple. I got sad because the terrible Shirley Temple had no juicy cherries. All thirsty kids want at least one red cherry. My first Shirley Temple had zero cherries and it was very bad. A different girl made my second Shirley Temple...

The Pearl Cup

Even though The Pearl Cup's counter feels like a diner, do not ask for a coffee refill. Just because a customer has a real coffee mug does not mean refills are free. Coffee refill rules vary from place to place. At least Starbucks doesn't confuse people with real mugs and diner decor. If I'm ordering food served warm on a real plate, while sitting at a diner-looking counter, then I expect to be...