Month: March 2011

Star Chefs

Ashli Michelle March 28, 2011 0 Comments
Ah, Star Chefs… infinity pause. The name in itself makes life worth living. Nine letters forming two words of epic glory. An event of this magnitude is easily comparable to that of bringing leaders together to discuss world peace. Needless to say, this human is happy. VIP ticket status warrants one to sashay into this gala precisely one hour earlier than… humans maintaining average ticket...

Reef

Ashli Michelle March 14, 2011 3 Comments
Humans seeking hotness rejoice, for as long as service plays second fiddle to bartender beauty, Reef will not disappoint. For the rest of the population, um, basic arrival can best be described as mildly painful. The girls running this bar are comparable to the always invigorating… eye candy. Lacking substance, minimal requests are close to an unobtainable task. I’m sorry, is it really all...

Chez Roux

Ashli Michelle March 6, 2011 0 Comments
Trying to fathom the location chosen for Chez Roux causes instant hematoma with a side of hives. Conroe, Texas is a city with an average of 96 eager ticket toting police officers within a five mile radius. Complete psychosis of the badge has overthrown Montgomery County. Assuming the chosen few indeed succeed in making it through the city limits, rainbows & sunshine await at La Torretta Lake...

Branch Water Tavern

Ashli Michelle March 2, 2011 0 Comments
A semi shady pool hall has been transformed into Branch Water Tavern, seeking only those worthy of its modern green décor & dark hardwood floor. Consumed with an explosion of 80’s music, the sound produces sporadic moments of musical ecstasy. Classic New American cuisine is offered, with an open kitchen enticing one’s imagination that much more. Branch Water Tavern describes the menu as...