The Grape

The words on this page are less about food and more about being mortified. Sorry. Sometimes sharing is a form of therapy following a traumatic experience. Our DJ friend brought a date to dinner at The Grape last week. When his date asked what I do during the day, I told her I write about food. She responded with a short story about a blogger she didn't like all that much. This particular...

Snuffer’s

Gratuity was added to our check the first time our party of TWO went to Snuffer's for a burger. Talking about that day is too rough. The second visit was not on purpose. There is no way I would purposely go back to Snuffer's. And by the way, sure, everyone just loves Snuffer's so much it hurts. While that's great and all, this place makes the service at Chuy's seem dreamy. Back to the part about...

FT33

It's common knowledge some Houston people feel the culinary scene here in the northern part of I-45 is less than stellar. After looking on my super secret separate Houston Almost Veggies twitter account, it was shocking to see Houston people panting over possibly eating at chef Matt McCallister's new restaurant FT33. Not knowing much about anything in Dallas, this information instantly became...

Housewife Life

Today is my first day as a housewife. Even though I've been married almost two months, it just occurred to me last night that I'm supposed to be taking care of things around here. All this time I thought housewives just sat around trying not to be bored. The only housewives I thought were busy were those with rug rats running around. Since I thought a housewife was just a wife at a house, my...

Forced Valet

Forced valet is a form of robbery. Being forced to hand over keys is against some kind of constitutional right as an American. Not only does forced valet cause pain to the brain, it also places a socially sick feeling into the pit of stomachs everywhere. Do everyone a huge favor and save the sign that says "Complimentary Valet." There is nothing complimentary about it. Complimentary means free....